I thought Pages had deleted all my documents, which included many hours of work, but it turns out they'd just been relocated to the iCloud for no apparent reason. Getting them back, I was very, very relieved.
Oh, and since it's 1st January, happy 213th birthday to the United Kingdom! (And also New Year's). I hope this year doesn't live in the previous year's shadow, as 2013 did. And not having so many celebrity deaths would be appreciated too.
Have a good 2014, everyone.
EDIT: Oh, and also 3k pageviews.